Happy Birthday Babies

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — “God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

— K.V. (God Bless You Mr. Rosewater)

We’re all phony assholes that strain and push and try to make our slice of the marble a little more bearable. Mr. Vonnegut made the whole damn marble more bearable and I still miss him.