humor

After my first ride in this elevator, and after changing my explosively soiled undergarments, I would hunt down the sick bastard that thought this was a good idea and shake his hand. Well played sir.

In an attempt to become a better writer, I’m using a new Keyboard Maestro macro. I call it “The Douche Filter”. The macro speaks for itself.

From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild Why wear a watch that just tells you the time, when you can wear a watch that constantly reminds you of the futility of your very existence — and tells you the time!

If you’re looking for something entertaining but also mind numbing while you backup all of your devices and download iOS 6, let me recommend this XKCD click and drag adventure. This artwork is walking a thin line between mastery and insanity and I respect that. Be thorough. Every little space has a treasure. I did give up exploring the bottom of the ocean though.

The truest measure of the modern man may be his Twitter favorites. Browsing favorites is one of my leisure activities.1 uh hum. Consider this post my official cry for help. ↩︎

I need some new shirts. I nominate Daniel Jalkut as the new head designer of 5by5 promotional material.

If only there was honesty in advertising.

Star Wars humor always works, even when it’s creepy.

This cheat sheet helps me understand "news" about the internet, in humorous order. Venture Capitalists: A cabal that buys and sells start-ups for profit. Everything they do is to squeeze as much wealth from every investment. Bloggers Working for Venture Capitalists: Lackeys that write to support a cabal of Venture Capitalist's investments. Everything they do is to scrape a pittance from each article and help to increase the wealth of Venture Capitalists.